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Pilot to Bombardier

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By Andrew C McDonaldPublished about a year ago 1 min read

Look, winging above

It’s so majestic.. MY EYE!

Natures dive bomber

Right on Target

Haiku

About the Creator

Andrew C McDonald

Andrew McDonald was a 911 dispatcher for 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.

https://www.amazon.com/Killing-Keys-Andrew-C-McDonald-ebook/dp/B07VM843XL?ref_=ast_author_dp

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarranabout a year ago

    Hahahahahahaha this was hilarious! I've had a bird poop on my plate of food. I was so hungry, was about to eat my first spoon of food and it pooped on it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • ᔕᗩᗰ ᕼᗩᖇTYabout a year ago

    lol! This cracked me up! Very well done. We really needed these dive bomber birds when they were kidnapping my veggies! :p

  • Gregory Paytonabout a year ago

    Nature's bomb diver indeed, they are always getting my windshield. Well Done!!

  • L.C. Schäferabout a year ago

    This made me laugh! 😂 So majestic, and then... SPLAT!

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