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Peel Me

Off With Your Freudian Slip!

By ROCK aka Andrea Polla (Simmons)Published 7 months ago β€’ Updated 7 months ago β€’ 1 min read
Peel Me
Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash

Potassium empowered I let the tip of my tongue touch your sweet moist mushy...stop. I can't do this: bite you? This is new to us both. You are usually covered in chocolate, hidden in a smoothie so silky and luscious: right out bite you?

Alright.

By Hana Lopez on Unsplash

Got ya! You thought I'd bite the tip, lol. I pierced your thick, yellow skin and peek-a-boo I see you! Did it hurt? Isn't that what you wanted? Banana Down Me-BDM? How does this work? You so fruity and kinda funky smelling after a few days. NO! I did not put those bruises on you so don't go screaming you didn't ask for it. Password? What password?

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Given I'm the TOP and you can't move or talk how the hell do we have a password? You know what? You are a Freudian tease. I'm going back on the market and looking for some new fruit. Probably a pomegranate or I could do a fig. Just you lie there and think about this whole experience.

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About the Creator

ROCK aka Andrea Polla (Simmons)

~ American feminist living in Sweden ~ SHE/HER

Admin. Vocal Social Society

Find me: β€ͺ@andreapolla63.bsky.social‬

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  • Joe O’Connor6 months ago

    A fruit that's ripe for the pun-takingπŸ‘ Always good to read something that's punchy and witty!

  • Kenny Penn7 months ago

    Hahaha!!! I loved this! Very cleverly done!

  • 'Tis a slippery slope once you begin to fall victim to its double entendre appeal.

  • Mother Combs7 months ago

    lol, too funny, Andrea

  • Hahahahahhahahaha this made me laugh so much!

  • Caroline Craven7 months ago

    Haha! This was brilliant!!!

  • Cathy holmes7 months ago

    Haha. Oh my, that was fun.

  • Heather Hubler7 months ago

    This was everything I love! Witty, a bit suggestive and just plain fun :) Loved it!!

  • Antoni De'Leon7 months ago

    Oh the metaphors are to die for. Bananas get such a weird wrap, metaphorically speaking. ha ha...funny.

  • angela hepworth7 months ago

    This was so witty and funny and clever!!

  • C. Rommial Butler7 months ago

    Well-wrought and highly amusing!

  • Matthew J. Fromm7 months ago

    lol this gave me a good chuckle

  • I once formed a band called the Pink Bananas inspired by the Velvet Underground debut LP cover. Excellent story , and I love bananas

  • great title and poem

  • Kendall Defoe 7 months ago

    I sense a theme... 🍌

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