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Outings
No, I don’t really
Want to come with you tonight
Why?
Because it’s going to be crowded
And I won’t know
A single person there
Except you
And I really don’t want
To talk to strangers
Plus I know absolutely nothing
About sports ball
(Which I’m sure
Is the theme of the night)
Plus I have to be up early in the morning
So I can be at work
All day
And I really don’t need
A hangover
For that
So really, please, have fun without me
I’ll enjoy my night in
As much as you enjoy
Your night out

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