
As a child
I loved all things nutty
I loved nuts in their natural forms
In cakes, ice cream and fudges
and porridge and with ripe bananas
and in everything else
I never had peanut butter though
I never had burghers and fries
or popcorn, potato chips or nuggets
Our local peanut vendor
Made delicious nuts in his makeshift oven
made with love and lots of concrete
Yet I dreamed of all the nutty deliciousness
locked in tins and cans upon supermarket shelves
I could not then afford them
they cost so much back then
So I swore that I would go to America
Where, like a naughty squirrel
I could eat all the nuts in the world

I did eventually reach the USA
where I ate so many nuts
They gave me high cholesterol
Now I still consume my beloved nuts
Just in careful moderation
After all, too much of anything
Will usually go awry!!!!!!!!

Holy nuts!
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Novel Allen
You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. (Maya Angelou). Genuine accomplishment is not about financial gain, but about dedicating oneself to activities that bring joy and fulfillment.
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Comments (13)
You really love your nuts! This made me laugh, Novel!
I love the idea that you moved to another country so you could indulge your nutty obsession!
Wow, a real ode to nuts! I admire your willpower in cutting down. You just reminded me of Peanut Punch, which I only tried for the first time 2 or 3 years ago but then became shockingly addicted to. I can't buy it where I live now, which probably saved my life! =D
Cholesterol! Ah, nuts! And yes, the perfect day should always both begin & end with nuts. Even when they're stuck in your teeth they prove a treat.
Is this a true story. 😁
Hey No! Nuts are wonderful! Which is your favorite type? I'm a cashew gurl! I think I just came up with a new doll name! Cashew-Bryant sounds nice! lol
Hahahahahhahahahahaha I love nuts too, maybe not as much as you but I think that's why we're both nuts! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is great, Novel! I say it after scarfing down a ton of cashews, but after reading this, I don't feel so guilty!
Loved this!
If you could only eat one type from now on, what would it be? My favorite are pecans closely followed by almonds. Best of luck in the challenge!
Na - Nuts 2U - Jk
Yo! I like nuts too Novel. The fancy pants ones are a bit pricey though.. but sugary lollies/sweets are my biggest downfall. ☺️😋 I’ve been lying low and topsy turvy. How are you??
This is a cool ode to nuts!