Ode to the Ultimate Couch Potato 🍟🛋️

In the land of the sofa, where dreams come to rest,

Lives a champion of comfort, who’s truly the best,

With a hobby so noble, it’s worthy of fame,

Eating and sleeping, a glorious game. 😴🍕

By noon, they’re a legend in snack-sized delight,

With crumbs on their shirt, a marvelous sight,

A bowl in one hand and the remote in the other,

They munch on potato chips, their one true lover. 🍿📺

When night falls, they dive into pillows and sheets,

Asleep in a moment, with snores and sweet treats,

A sleep so profound, it’s practically art,

In dreams, they’re a hero with a full, happy heart. 😴✨

Their dreams are filled with a buffet of bliss,

Where bacon and chocolate dance in a kiss,

And when they awake, it’s just in time,

For breakfast, and lunch, and a nap to unwind. 🥓🍫

Oh, glorious hobby, so splendidly grand,

With a belly so full and a bed so well planned,

In the realm of relaxation, they reign supreme,

Living the life of a sweet, sleepy dream. 🌟💤