Blue cake soaked in wee
Urinal smells like a tree
Best not to eat me
About the Creator
D-Donohoe
Amateur storyteller, LEGO fanatic, leader, ex-Detective and human. All sorts of stories: some funny, some sad, some a little risqué all of them told from the heart.
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If You Love Me, You'll Do It
I met Jason when I was five years old. I could say that I loved him from the moment I saw him. He was so handsome to me and I felt in awe by his presence. When they introduced him as the new kid in school, I wanted to be his friend right away. I remember it like it was yesterday. I remember his smile and how he didn't seem shy. He appeared confident and ready to learn. I waved at him and said "hello," before anyone else could even say a word. He sat next to me, and I asked him if he wanted to be friends. He looked so happy as he said, "Yes!"
By Sidney Smith (Sid Smith)7 days ago in Fiction
Comments (7)
Whenever my husband hits the men's room he asks if I want him to bring me some pink cake.
I legitimately laughed out loud 😂
Wordsworthian...or maybe Dr. Seusslike? 🤔
thank you for the giggle. I love this
Needed the chuckle, loving it!!!
Lol. Clever
I laughed out loud at this