Nika the Mad Scientist

There once was a girl named Nika

Who cooked up and boiled new things.

She had a great lab full of test tubes and beakers

Where she’d conduct her experiments and sing.

She once made a compound that caused diarrhea,

Making her enemies poop.

She gave it to those who had in the past wronged her,

Spraying from their bowels horrid soup.

Now one day she decided to make a great potion

That made people eat their own faces.

She distributed it plentifully, laughing and cackling,

Dancing and swinging her laces.

She ran to and fro, skipping with joy,

Wearing her pink leather pants.

For all of her enemies now walked the Earth faceless,

Screaming and gurgling with chants.