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My Filthy Secret

The Absurdities of Life

By Conor DarrallPublished 3 years ago Updated 3 years ago 1 min read
My Filthy Secret
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A hobby I have when alone

The truth of which makes good folk groan.

There's buzzing and sighing;

A small feeling of dying,

When I use my ex-wife's Slendertone.

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Conor Darrall

Short stories, poetry and some burble . Irish traditional musician, medieval swords guy, draoi and strange egg. Bipolar/ADD/CPTSD/Brain Damage. Currently querying my novel 'The Forgotten 47' - @conordarrall / www.conordarrall.com

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  • Jo Darrall3 years ago

    Hahahaaaaa that’s where it went!!! Brilliant Conny Dee x

  • Babs Iverson3 years ago

    LOL!!!💖💖💕

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