My Dear Dorothy

My dear Dorothy, the witches you have killed

Have all been on protected species lists.

My dear Dorothy, the magic still exists

But you don’t get another term in Oz.

My dear Dorothy, the world is full of roads,

My dear Dorothy, let’s go an extra mile,

My dear Dorothy, before it all explodes

My dear Dorothy, let’s do it doggy style.

My dear Dorothy, let Munchkins munch away

At the buffet, let Winkies squint and wink,

My dear Dorothy, you pulled them from the brink,

You saved then all - it’s their turn to try.

My dear Dorothy, that’s how the story ends,

My dear Dorothy, it’s really been a while,

My dear Dorothy, us dogs make better friends,

My dear Dorothy, let’s do it doggy style.

My dear Dorothy, you are the kind to fly,

But dear Dorothy, are you the kind to faint?

My dear Dorothy, it’s mirrors, smoke and paint,

My dear Dorothy, the Oz is just a lie.

My dear Dorothy, I want to see you smile,

My dear Dorothy, the world is too aloof,

My dear Dorothy, let’s do it doggy style,

My dear Dorothy - till then, your Toto. Woof.