Followed the rainbow and abracadabra
Found a leprechaun taking viagra
He said it won’t work
Until you give it a jerk
I’m a snake charmer, taming a cobra
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That blimey thought that it would be funny
GPS’d the ID of my honey
By the time I caught up
She’d torn up my prenup
And they both ran away with my money
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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
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Autonomy Is The Real Privilege
Good morning, freedom-seekers! Today we’re gonna be looking at autonomy. A strange word, I know; one many would probably look at blankly and run away from on sight. We’re gonna figure out what it actually means, consider how it’s achieved, and decipher just how deeply most of us are tangled up in dependence without realising it.
By That ‘Freedom’ Guya day ago in Humans
Comments (10)
lol. Excellent.
" 'Tis more of a grub worm, lad..." 😂Good one, Kelli!
LOL!!! This was 10 lines of clever fun!! Not sure I want to chase the end of a rainbow now though...hahahaha
A poem that has a whole story , very entertaining
oh, Kelli! lol, great job! Glad I wasn't drinking when I read this!
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really its a magic... i like your way of story... i am try to replicate you..i learned lot from ur story.... and then impliment in my story... i you have a time come and visit my page...
Yess!!! Hilariously well crafted. Clever and unexpected rhymes. Just enough innuendo and with an Irish theme? Oh yeah ☘️
Kelli you never cease to surprise!!! Too funny!!!
Whoa!!! 😅😍🌈🌈🍀🍀 This was magical and naughty, I love!!! ☺️