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Loch Ness Monsieur

A Bit Of Silliness

By Mike Singleton πŸ’œ Mikeydred Published 6 months ago β€’ 1 min read
A Nightcafe Creation By The Author

Introduction

This is just a bit of silliness that came into my head. I have done other poems about Nessie like this one:

I intended this to be a single quatrain but it grew into a sonnet.

The music is "Water Beastie" by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band

Loch Ness Monsieur

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Nessie Went To Paris For A Holiday

And Everyone Said That Nessie Was Insane

But To The Left Bank Nessie Went Anyway

Drinking Coffee, Taking Pictures By The Seine

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It Ws A Bright Parisian Summer Day

Everyone Noticed Nessie just Sitting There

Looking At The Eiffel Tower Across The Way

Pouring French Coffee From His Cafetiere

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Nessie Chats With The Artists Along The Bank

Sharing Refreshments Along The River Seine

Nessie Sees The Red Windmill, And Takes Absinthe

We All Know That Is The Way To Go Insane

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Drinking French Coffee From His Cafetiere

You Know This Is Truly The Loch Ness Monsieur

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  • Tiffany Gordon5 months ago

    Fun stuff! Well done Mike! ☺️🫢🏾🌸

  • Susan FourtanΓ© 6 months ago

    I recommended this lovely piece for the Raise Your Voice thing. Let’s see if they actually read it. I am not afraid of saying I am tired of all the sadness and drama consistently featured and very rarely I see something that is this kind of creative and original fun, with emphasis on β€˜creative.’

  • Mother Combs6 months ago

    🩷lol

  • Julia Schulz6 months ago

    A whimsical wonder! Fantastic work, Mike ..reminds me of Warren Zevon's werewolf drinking a pina colada.

  • Susan FourtanΓ© 6 months ago

    Nessy in Paris drinking French coffee from his cafetière is such an adorable idea. You are mastering NightCafe! I love the image.

  • Mark Graham6 months ago

    If Santa can go to Martinique why can't Nessie go to Paris. What an imaginative poem.

  • Sandy Gillman6 months ago

    Lol, this was so silly, I loved it!

  • Call Me Les6 months ago

    lol silly and cheered me up today

  • JBaz6 months ago

    Great way to start a Saturday morning , with a laugh. The picture is perfect

  • Imola TΓ³th6 months ago

    Aww, Nessie! I love how she came over for the holiday. Wonder if she swam in the Seine? Hope not, it's nothing near as clear or beautiful as her Loch back at home. :)

  • A. J. Schoenfeld6 months ago

    This was a fun little poem. If I were Nessie I'd go to Paris aussi! This song was so fun too. I've never heard it and I'm not familiar with Alex Harvey. Thank you again for introducing me to another fabulous artist. Funny story, I live near Bear Lake on the border of Utah and Idaho. There's rumors Nessie actually comes here for vacations. They say the lake is so deep in parts there is no bottom. Legend has it there is an underground tunnel between Bear Lake and Loch Ness for the monster to swim back and forth. I've met die-hard believers who insist that explains why it's so hard to get proof. Nessie just isn't always in the right Lake. Perhaps there's also a tunnel to the Seine.

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