Limerickville

There once was a dog named Scot

Who chased sticks all over the lot.

He'd fetch them and bring,

Then shake off the sting,

And everyone would say, "What a good dog!"

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There once was a cat named Susan.

Who loved to sit in the sun.

She'd purr, and she'd nap,

And when she'd wake up,

She'd stretch and then chase a ball of yarn.

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There once was a pirate named Pete.

Who had a parrot named Petey

The parrot said, "Arrr!"

And Pete said, "That's quite the call!"

And then they both ate some crackers.

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There once was a mom named Lou.

Whose kid was a handful through and through,

She cooked, and she cleaned,

And she never complained,

But she wished she could just run away, too.