Life Requires An Occasional Lube Job

Classical Art Memes and limericks go together like hand and glove, and in this case a gloved hand about to perform a prostate exam. I stuck a word in this one that I had previously inspired a limerick and was a perfect fit for this meme’s limerick. A musing fusing, so to speak.

When Life’s put a fuckening in play,

And you know it ain’t going away,

I don’t mean to be lewd,

But when you’re getting screwed…

A little lubricant goes a long way!

I rarely get crass when I post my limericks, and I apologize if this offends anyone. That said, it is such a common experience that it is my hope your reaction will be an LOL & SMH

We keep looking up and over our shoulder

For the piano, the bus or the boulder,

Because we know we'll get hit

By some kind of weird shit...

A sad lesson learned as we got older.

And we'd be thrilled if it was just pigeon shit