Let's Get Nasty
a sass poem for whoever cares, or doesn't, whichever comes first, or second, it doesn't really matter if we're being honest, and poetry is always (mostly) ((kinda)) honest
Take a topic, spin it around a tree
Hope for the scent of pine or loose needs to merge into
This catastrophe
Of a poet who hates poetry
And a writer who's tired of writing
Of stuffed noses and stuffies decorating the bed
That keep rolling off every time you sneeze
Poetry is like a sneeze
Something comes out, sometimes clear, other times infectious
But who's to say which is better when the comments are filled
Stuffed fill with false encouragement and Viagra ads
Maybe one day we'll really grow
Get real hard into our field
Be seen from a mile at least
So everyone can say "that's the poet!"
But for now we word vomit on this semi-vocal merry-go-round
Where all that goes 'round are words on an endless algorithm
Where we lose our minds and hope for the scent of books to fill our hairy nostrils
With success, a catastrophe, whichever comes first
Both contribute to sellable poetry
And are we all just sell-outs in some way or another?
About the Creator
Oneg In The Arctic
A queer storyteller and poet of arctic adventures, good food, identity, mental health, and more.
Co-founder of Queer Vocal Voices
Water is Life ✊
Reader insights
Outstanding
Excellent work. Looking forward to reading more!
Top insights
Compelling and original writing
Creative use of language & vocab
Heartfelt and relatable
The story invoked strong personal emotions


Comments (7)
'Poetry is like a sneeze - Something comes out, sometimes clear, other times infectious' Is an amazing line! And I see false encouragement here on Vocal all the time and I often wonder if I come across as too peppy in the comments haha! Well let me reassure you all my encouragement is real! You are a skilled poet Oneg! Keep word-sneezing!
Thank you for reminding me for me😂.
Very relatable with all poets and writers
I refuse to answer your question... And I really like this ride!
Very nice! I rarely hear the term "Stuffies" used... interesting.. ;)
I love this! "...sometimes clear, other times infectious" sounds like my life! ⚡❤️⚡
Great poem! Selling poetry a round and round we go!