Bonnie cleaned out his pockets
In the pants she found a locket.
He denied it twice
She pounded him thrice
And strapped his butt to a rocket.
About the Creator
J. S. Wade
Since reading Tolkien in Middle school, I have been fascinated with creating, reading, and hearing art through story’s and music. I am a perpetual student of writing and life.
J. S. Wade owns all work contained here.
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Comments (17)
Bet she enjoyed the countdown! 🚀
😂 Somebody got caught!
Great stuff.
Ha!
😂 That title is amazing. Good one!
Sadly how it goes! Hearted
Omg. Fabulous.
Very clever title that plays on the theme of your limerick in an unexpected way!
Fun, funny, fabulous ludicrous Limerick!!!🥰
Cute--he deserved it!
This was super funny lol. Great choice
that's a great reading there
haha, that was great! The picture you chose really made the last line!
Inspiration for Rocket Man? 🤣Loved it!
Damn right! Hahahahah!!! That was great! Rhyming was on point and so was the humor :)
LOL your last line is perfection 🤣🤣🤣
He won't do that again!