Gutting Another Aggrieved MAGA Incel's Canard, and/or Calumny
FOREWARD
Orange Julius Caesarās first term broke the proverbial dam; forced to finesse their dunderheaded tinpot despot out of a new PR Fyre Festival each new day, MAGA made a play so crazy it worked; they dubbed themselves truth's arbiters: Kellyanne Conway coined the oxymoron āalternative factsā ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. Overnight, Manchurian Candidate Trump knew more about Russiaās election meddling than 16 US intel agencies. By COVIDās advent, immunologists who'd spent decades in labs, wards, morgues, lectures, ERs, and ORs would be subject to audits by momās-basement bound neckbeards. FAUX News rode the wave by elevating fearmongering from their brand to the tail that wags the dog. Not 4 years on, a court would order them to pay Dominion $787.5M for their part in convincing braindead deplorables that DVSā machines flipped votes for Biden. The discovery process proved that FAUX had been tub-thumping The Big Lie onscreen while jeering it offscreen, just as theyād been practicing COVID safety protocols behind the camera while mocking them to camera).
