A free weekend with nothing to do
So, of course I came down with the flu
I spent the whole day in bed
With an ache in my head
And filled my Victoria secrets with poo
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Wild Card Weekend Recap: What Happens Now?
I think I figured out why I love Wild Card Weekend so much. It's because it's the first playoff anything of the calendar year. The NFL season starts in the fall, and once upon a time, the champion was crowned either on or slightly before New Year's. The evolution of the NFL schedule has resulted in the playoffs starting just into the New Year, and currently, the final week of the season falls on the first weekend of the New Year, with Wild Card Weekend coming a week after that. So yes, chronologically, the NFL's Wild Card Weekend serves as the first playoff anything of the calendar year.
By Clyde E. Dawkins7 days ago in Unbalanced
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Ooooh!! LOL!!!💖💖💕
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I needed this laugh, thank you. :)
Hahaha. Only from the pen of Kelli ! Love it 🥰😂
WTF. bahahahahahahahaha! I am loving the fact that everyone is getting on the Limerick Train! Choo-Choo or Poo-Poo? This is a cracker, though, Kelli!
Oh damn!! That took a shitty turn (lol). Sorry though if you were really sick!!
Love this and your humor 😅 I'm so sorry you felt like poo tho 🥲 I hope you feel better soon! ❤️❤️
yikes, oh no, this is not funny but yet too funny 😱😱 love it ❤️
Hahaha oh no, not how you’d want the free weekend to go. A sad but comedic twist.
hahahahaha. Omg. Great poem, shitty day.
Oh noooooo 🤣🤣🤣. Hopefully not a true story 🫣🤣