It's time to throw down...
Blue Light Specials around town...
Let's shop 'til we drop!...
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Tiffany Gordon
I am a super-spiritual, fun-loving artist, writer, & peer-counselor residing in the Pacific Northwest. I am also an Institute of Children's Literature alumna who enjoys writing about the triumph of the human spirit.
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Where's the Glory?
In breaking news, rehabilitated Republican Senator Johnnie Johnson (Pronouns: HE, HIM, HIS) called a press conference from the Men’s room of the New Orleans Louis Armstrong International Airport, Concourse B, across from the Ignatius Reilly’s Lucky Dog stand. The Senator had just returned from a sexual reorientation rehabilitation program in Memphis, TN after being publically disgraced at a Buckee’s Truckstop restroom soliciting sex from an undercover cop three months ago. He is a founding member of the Reformed Christians for Christ, a conservative, pro-family and ex-gay advocacy group. In the spirit of being reborn, Senator Johnson invited reporters to marvel at his plans for a major remodeling of airport bathrooms.
By Cathy Schieffelin7 days ago in Humor
Comments (13)
Ha ha! So much power and fun in this shopping Haiku.
This was brilliant!
I like the way you think! Nice one 🙂
What a fun Haiku...Good vibes!
Nice
Clever take on the blue haiku challenge.
Yes!!! Fabulous!!!
Great piece. I should get started on the shopping. Lol
Sounds good!! Hearted💙
Great work! I haven't done that for awhile, shopped til I dropped.
Nice 😊
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This is awesome my friend.