Insert relevant proper noun here
For Mother Combs' Limerick Challenge
A man with much public attention
Did bad things I'd rather not mention.
Once under duress,
He said "I confess!
Which means I should not get detention!"
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A second entry for Mother Combs' Limerick Challenge when I was fully planning a day of bare necessities in the face of very limited energy. I have taken the decision to stop walking for the rest of the day as each time I hit my stride I accidentally write a limerick. Once you start...This one wriggled out on the way home from work and was written with a particular subject in mind, but applies to many I fear.
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By Cathy Schieffelin7 days ago in Humor
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Hi-H ~ Whew, you summed this up so well ~ 'j'
Ah, yes. I can relate to the walking problem! Fun limerick!
Lol. Wonderful
This is hilarious! Too bad a lot of them don't even confess to it, either.
Lol, this was freaking fantastic!
Love it!
ROFL, this one is great!! Love it!! Keep it coming :D