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Iamb What Iamb

With no apologies

By Dana CrandellPublished 2 years ago Updated 2 years ago 1 min read
Iamb What Iamb
Photo by Yogendra Singh on Unsplash

Why do you insist upon this meter?

I love the way it rolls from my tongue, sir!

This “jingle, jangle” scheme appeals to you?

It does to me, and many others, too.

~

From where I stand, it seems monotonous!

I see your point, but why make such a fuss?

It burns into my brain and makes me squirm!

Ah, that's the point, you see. It's an earworm!

~

No one on Earth but you likes it, you know!

Da-dum, da-dum, da-dum. Ha-ha! Ho-ho!

Oh, stop it, please! You can't keep doing this!

I can, I will, and seal it with a kiss!

~

Ugh! Kisses? Get away from me, you fool!

It's figurative! Don't be such a tool!

Okay, but please, make this the last quatrain!

Thank you for playing sir, and come again!

~~~

Author's Note: So, there I was, minding my own business, and Vocal came up with another interesting challenge. Interesting, partly, because there are several ways to interpret what they're looking for. Here's my interpretation. (What's a starving, wannabe poet to do?)

If you happen to enjoy my take, please click that little heart and leave a comment. If you'd like to read more of my ramblings, click on the "Subscribe" link!

If you'd like to try your hand at this, here's a link to the challenge:

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About the Creator

Dana Crandell

Dad, Stepdad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.

Poet, Writer, Editor, Photographer, Artist

My poetry collection: Life, Love & Ludicrosity

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  • Imsatisfyingwith2 years ago

    Nice article. I love it

  • L.C. Schäfer2 years ago

    Love this, you do the rhyming poetry so well.

  • Test2 years ago

    Dana I love the whimsy and lightheartedness of this piece! It's very clear that you had a lot of fun with this entry to the challenge!! Great work!!

  • Hahahahahhahahah this made me laugh, especially the kiss part! Loved your take on the challenge!

  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    Loving it!!!♥♥♥

  • Novel Allen2 years ago

    And on we go...deeper into the fray...a roller coaster of emotions here. Joke's on who?

  • Jay Kantor2 years ago

    Doc Dc - Good 2/C/U Back Picking-Pokes..! ~ A Fellow-Plot-Picker ~ J-bud

  • Andrei Z.2 years ago

    When I saw this challenge announced I right away recalled this: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/ijaauy/dialogue_diealog/

  • JBaz2 years ago

    Dana I am as confused as a youung man on his first date. Yet you made me laugh and I dont even know why. You have talent

  • Gerard DiLeo2 years ago

    This was very funny, Monty Python-esque and blue-in-the-face hysterical.

  • D.K. Shepard2 years ago

    This is genius!! Loved reading this hilarious back and forth!

  • Matthew J. Fromm2 years ago

    Dana again nails the comedy!

  • That was something different, interesting, and fun. Good work, Dana!

  • Paul Stewart2 years ago

    LOL! lamb what lamb...this was hilarious and the minute I read that title and subtitle...I was like.wtf is the old fella up to...then read the line about meter and knew exactly where this was heading! Delightful and irreverent as I would expect!

  • Christy Munson2 years ago

    Mike is right. This one's fun-fun-fun!

  • Great take and great fun

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