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A few words about inconvenient deliveries when you are esconced on your convenience.
The song I included is "Toilet Love" by Wayne (now Jayne) County and the Electric Chairs
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I Went to The Bathroom
Wearing Only My Watch
To Go Sit On My Throne
What If Someone Should Knock
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You Know I'm The King Here
No One Should Disturb Me
There's A Knock At The Door
It's Probably Hermes
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They'll Leave It Out The Front
For Some Scally To Nick
And Say Their Job Is Done
Their Box Truly Ticked
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This Always Happens
Firms Like This, Just A Laugh
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Comments (11)
Hilarious!!! Relatable lol.💕❤️❤️
Just today I got a phone call while I was driving to get an oil change in the van. I called back when I got to the garage & we spoke for a while. Then her dog needed to go out. I went to the bathroom, where the phone rang for me again.
Very funny...In needed a good laugh!
I hate when that happens! Well done.
Lol. Well done.
hahahhahaaha, been there!
Bahahah. The dread! Gotta look after those packages! 😁
This line crank me up : You Know I'm The King Here No One Should Disturb Me 😂😂😂😂
Bathroom breaks should be a time of peace. I like the song you shared and the poem was funny.
Hahahahahaha this gave me a good laugh! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha Mike - what a poem! Sure made me laugh.