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I Kissed a Frog

My biggest regret

By Marie381Uk Published 10 months ago 1 min read
By George’s Girl 2025

I Kissed a Frog

I kissed a frog on a silly dare,

Hoped for a prince, got a slimy scare.

His beady eyes just stared at me,

now my lips feel like they’re scarey

A tingle first, then an awful itch,

Now they’re red and starting to twitch.

A bumpy plague has taken hold,

I should’ve listened—I’d been told.

Forget the fairytales, they tell you lies,

Kissing a frog just multiplies

Your need for ointments, creams, and pills.

Next time, I’ll stick to smelling daffodils.

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About the Creator

Marie381Uk

I've been writing poetry since the age of fourteen. With pen in hand, I wander through realms unseen. The pen holds power; ink reveals hidden thoughts. A poet may speak truth or weave a tale. You decide. Let pen and ink capture your mind❤️

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  • Mark Graham10 months ago

    Geez, one does have to be careful out there for there are a lot of frogs out there. Good one, good job.

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