I HOPE YER GOT YER BINS ON PAL
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Look.
I ain't one to beat 'bout no feckin' bush.
Yes, I can get yer job done and on't' hush-hush.
You knows me, and I says it straight.
I'll be in and out, right? Job. Done. Mate.
Sure, you can roll the dice. Go ahead. It's free.
But as sure as eggs, I know you'll roll straight back to me.
No brags needed. I am worth a dozen of the others.
Better than that Italian crew or them meat-head brothers.
Save yourself that game of snakes an' feckin' ladders.
Hand me the green, an' keep this business in the shad'ers.
Nobody will know. Q and T are my middle names.
I ain't makin' it up. Not playin' no games.
I aint nudging. I aint winkin'. I call it as I find.
There is truly no one better, pal. Would you like that underlined?
And yes, I see the whole shit storm that you got brewin'
Nope, do not give a damn. I know this job's a shoo-in.
All I need from you is the nod that says we're on
And you can consider all yer dry rot well and truly gone.
Frank
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Caroline Jane
CJ lost the plot a long time ago. Now, she writes to explore where all paths lead, collecting crumbs of perspective as her pen travels. One day, she may have enough for a cake, which will, no doubt, be fruity.
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Comments (11)
Nice poem, Guv. Be a pity if summat were to happen to it
Super splendid!!! Congratulations onT S too!!!💖💕
So clever and hilarious! 😅 Great job!
This was so hilarious and brilliant!
Haha, love this! Congrats on Top Story. (Still😁 laughing)
This was so good
Congratulations on your Top Story! (I’m busy tomorrow 🤣) Brilliant piece!
So cool!!😎
This is so unique and clever, Caroline! I love it!! Extra points for using my dog's name—technically he's a Franco but I have a feeling your Frank might be too. If I don't see this on the winner's list, I'll be very surprised.
That was funny, will congratulate you on your Top Story and Challenge win now. That made me laugh
You got me but what a wonderful way to go. Still got that accent in my head brilliant!