I Am No Man
The Cryptid Poem

I am no man
I am a compendium of cryptids
I can barely see my watch
From all the hair I got from the Squatch
Give me a pan
Because I got more cake than Mothman
With my suit and vest
I dress better than the Loch Ness
As I take a turn on the Mongolian Death Worm
My tears disappear in the rain
As I listen to the honky-tonk of the Squonk
I reflect on what is existence
And oftentimes
It seems to be nothing more than life’s rhythm and rhymes
As we pass our time
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Comments (3)
That is good
Fabulous closing lines!!!❤️❤️💕
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