
on the way to the fight
Oh, here's a story.
Jesus in a Knife Fight
Something like that.
See, it's dream. I meet Jesus.
He says "Believe in me and you get eternal life".
So I do.
Then we get in an argument,
And pretty soon it turns into a knife fight,
And that mother stabs me,
But I don't die because I believe in him,
But it really hurts like hell.
Wait a second,
If you go to Hell you live forever too,
But in a bad neighborhood.
What kind of a magic show is this anyhow?
This Magic Show sponsored by Eternity.
Tune in for the next episode
In which Jesus and Elvis
Take on Hitler and Trump
In a tag team match
For the soul of rock and roll.
About the Creator
Dan West
Just a minute.



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