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Happily Ever After

the Universe celebrates a birthday

By Dan WestPublished 9 months ago 1 min read
on the way to the fight

Oh, here's a story.

Jesus in a Knife Fight

Something like that.

See, it's dream. I meet Jesus.

He says "Believe in me and you get eternal life".

So I do.

Then we get in an argument,

And pretty soon it turns into a knife fight,

And that mother stabs me,

But I don't die because I believe in him,

But it really hurts like hell.

Wait a second,

If you go to Hell you live forever too,

But in a bad neighborhood.

What kind of a magic show is this anyhow?

This Magic Show sponsored by Eternity.

Tune in for the next episode

In which Jesus and Elvis

Take on Hitler and Trump

In a tag team match

For the soul of rock and roll.

fact or fictioninspirationalhumor

About the Creator

Dan West

Just a minute.

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