Grandma Jelly’s Peanut Butter

In twenty-one thirty twenty-seven ,

Grandma Jelly almost went to heaven.

Rushed to the local small-town vet,

Grandma Jelly wasn’t dead yet.

Smooth and crunchy,

Never chewy,

You’ve got munchies,

Ooey, gooey!

A prescription was offered along with the bill,

Grandma Jelly had to take a very large pill.

They poked and they prodded and hard as they tried,

Grandma Jelly’s jaws just couldn’t be pried.

Smooth and crunchy,

Never chewy,

You’ve got munchies,

Ooey, gooey!

A neighboring farmer had a surplus of legumes

Grandma Jelly had an idea, or so we’ll assume.

Smash ‘em, crush ‘em, little spiced nutter,

Grandma Jelly ate it with pea, nut, butter!

When you’ve got a craving,

there is no other:

Grandma Jelly’s

Peanut Butter!