Free Rides

I wish that road trips - would pay my bills

And l got tipped for seeking thrills

That watching sunsets covered debts

I’ve seen ones, I won’t soon forget

If life covered the tab for lounging round

And paid the check - as I paint the town

Then, my credit score - would top the charts

I'd stop self-service at Walmart

And shop online at Crate and Barrel

Get a massage from Ryan Reynolds

I mean, why not - he’s more than pretty

He does it all, and is so damn witty

And then, since everything is paid

I’d buy a big house, and hire a maid

No, not to clean, to hang around

And catch a concert out of town

Something unusual and classy

Like, those insane clowns and their whole posse

Ok, maybe more like Michael Buble

Or Kenny Loggins, The Eagles or Drake

And then retire from the crowds

Lay in my Lull bed, feels like a cloud

Get up and do it all the same

That is, if my roads trips gonna pay