This is for Mike’s February unofficial poetry challenge - Another Valentine Perspective - A Mikeydred February Dollar Prompt For All Vocal Creators - link at the bottom.
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February 1 is Spunky Old Broad’s Day and also National Dark Chocolate Day, so as I’m kicking ass, with dark chocolate in my mouth, there will be no further multi-tasking. No! I will enjoy Dark Chocolate melting on my Spunky-Old-Broad tongue, and I will not be spouting words of love. Nay! Stay away! Let me taste my addiction without distraction. There will be no multitasking during that time!
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Comments (10)
This made me hungry. I love chocolate. Nicely Done!!!
I laughed so hard with this line: 'Nay! Stay away! Let me taste my addiction without distraction.' I believe you said it all. We are warned
You go girl! Enjoy!
lmao, for some reason I read it as spanky at first🤣
Oooohhh so much sass and vigor!
Perfect entry! Not sure my wife would want to celebrate spunky old broad day yet, but we’ll get behind the dark chocolate annd dream about a spunky future!
Oops, now I want come chocolates hehehehehe
The only thing I like about the holiday: chocolate!
When is lazy old fart day? asks the lazy old fart. Clearly you are making the most of both holidays, says I wishing I had a bit of dark chocolate to dribble sloppily in my beard. Lovely and hilarious poetic celebration of all things old - broadly speaking - and chocolate! Great stuff, Andi!
Cute and feisty at the same time, Andi! Loved it.