Fear dot com 🙀
Should have been called “The only website for dead women in need of revenge.” Written for the Matthew Fromm, 'Bad Movie Review', challenge.
a bouncing white ball…
a dim-witted detective…
roll the damn credits. 🤬🤬🤬
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A/N: Although stylish and somewhat relevant for the year it came out (2002), Fear dot com lacked a coherent plot and was full of unbearable dialogue. Its only crowning success was failing to achieve the wow factor, or any factor for that matter. If you get a moment, don’t waste any of it on this movie. The hour and forty minutes would be better spent clipping someone else’s toenails and or cleaning decaying leaves from your gutters with bare hands.
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Lamar Wiggins
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Comments (19)
🤣🤣🤣 Perfect!
Haha! Sounds yeah great fun! This title is familiar but not one I’ve seen. You afterward was ace, Lamar! 😄
This is a great prompt. Your reviews are Great!! 💗 Now I need to read others to know what others not to watch! Horror is not my thing anyway though!😉❤️
This made me laugh. Thank you
LOL! 🤣 Not Stephen Dorff... I remember him from the movie The Gate in 7th grade lol I'll take your word for it Lamar! Lol 😁 You did a great job on this review btw! :)
LOL - never seen this - I'll take your word for it! ☺️ Giggled at the last line! 🤗
Never seen it, not familiar with it, but I still laughed at this. The final line says a lot
Lol. I've never seen this, thankfully and unlikely to after you tore it a and all involved in it a new one, Mr Wiggins, well done! ha!
Ha ha I know what you mean about the toenails. Great review in that I am not now likely to see the movie. Though so intrigued by your descriptive I am tempted to search for some highlights. Well done
I've never even heard of this movie, lol. But I've watched a lot of bad movies to know how you feel about this hahahaha
Loved the Lamar!!
Wow, Lamar! This made me laugh so hard! Roll the damn credits! What a hoot!
oh, harsh...never heard of it. I cringe at many movies today.
Great poem! Sounds like a bad movie though. I'll just keep that off my watch list. Thanks for taking one for the team! Looks like you've saved a lot of people the trouble of watching lol
Ha! I’ve never seen it and after your review I doubt I ever will even though when it comes to movies I’m pretty much up for anything. Thanks for saving me time and a great haiku, Lamar!
Haven't seen it, and based on your review, I never will.
So, from what I remember of this movie, you nailed the review. LMAO I was so excited because the guy in it was the bad vamp from the movie Blade. Too bad it didn't measure up to my expectations.
This movie will always be etched into my memory since the cover was so creepy and it was always at the endcap of my blockbuster near the N64 games...(lot of nostalgia in that sentence)... do me a favor and place this in the comments if you haven't already. I've already lost track of a few in my attempts to keep tabs on all the entries.
Off my list, f'sure.