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Faculty Meetings Stink

(Quiet/Quite) Frankly

By Shirley BelkPublished 8 months ago โ€ข 1 min read
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Yes, my eyes roll and I dare not sit next to my best friend

lest we both get into trouble by our silent sneers or expressions.

My thoughts run rampant and in my mind I have slapped faces

at least a dozen times during the first ten minutes at this table!

Seated are my peers in academia, but some believe their position

to be loftier than others, at which, I say loudly to myself, "Humph!"

So much wasted time of my life is listening to their voices tinkling

away at my last nerve..."Won't you please shut up???," I beg from my head.

No true service are we doing here for our students, I can tell you for sure.

Seems to me that we are just stirring a pile of manure embedded in egos.

Or is it a pile of over-inflated egos embedded in the stench of manure?

It's hard to tell, because I can no longer tell the difference. I hate meetings!

They truly reek/stink/gag/nauseate/sicken/disgust/incense my senses...

Even though I am now happily retired, those dreadful memories still horrify me. It helped to vent here!

Stream of Consciousness

About the Creator

Shirley Belk

Mother, Nana, Sister, Cousin, & Aunt who recently retired. RN (Nursing Instructor) who loves to write stories to heal herself and reflect on all the silver linings she has been blessed with :)

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  • Angie the Archivist ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿชถ8 months ago

    Vivid portrayal of your feelingsโ€ฆ though rarely exposed to such meetings, I concur.

  • D.K. Shepard8 months ago

    I feel like you copied this directly from my brain, Shirley! Haha! I have had all of these thoughts in staff meetings!

  • L.C. Schรคfer8 months ago

    Good luck in the challenge

  • Mother Combs8 months ago

    lol, too funny

  • Hahahahahaha I hate meetings too. This was soooo relatable!

  • Sandy Gillman8 months ago

    Meetings are so boring and usually pointless! Btw I loved this line: stirring a pile of manure embedded in egos.

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