Extraterrestrial With An Extra-Testicle
Introduction to Human Biology 101
i met an extraterrestrial
with an extra testicle
He thought I was very funny,
I had just two and not three
You're probably wondering how,
I don't wanna relive it now
But I will just admit this
I may have been taking a piss
He came in my house unannounced
On his wings I nearly pounced
The last thing you expect to see
When nature calls and doing a pee
Is to be faced with a xenomorph
Kang, Kodos, or even Mr Worf
He stood staring at my testes
And made a sound like a weaze
It was his language, he said
He asked why my face was red
I told him it wasn't very neat
To stare at another man's meat
He just laughed, called me a prude
I told him he was being quite rude
He kept laughing, then started peeing
I couldn't believe what I was seeing
His "urine" was red, green and blue
I said "I hope you don't need a number 2"
He just looked at me and said "gross"
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Paul Stewart
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Comments (17)
Missed this one. Omg red green and blue. ππ€£π I Need a lie down. That was ..yes. Very good! π
I'm still laughing. Thank you for that image which will forever live in the more putrid zones of my brain. π
Ugh, gross, indeed! But the poem flows so well. Almost levitates. Nicely done! Cheers to all the embarrassing moments our lives bring on our plates!
Hahaha. This is friggin fantastic. Well done, buddy.
LOL this was hilarious, I was literally laughing aloud, Paul! That last line! Epitome of absurdist poetry, that he would be grossed out β HIM! Omg, thank you for giving me an unexpected laugh today. WONDERFUL poem; that meter, damn; and that rhyme; double damn. You nasty, but fun. π€£π
Ha!! Iβm glad I wasnβt eating anything when I read this, I would have choked! Hilarious!
hahahahahahaha!!!!! PAUL! Hilarious! This was really...vivid. haha! Thanks for the morning laugh.
Bahahahahaha! I love how you have so much fun with words π
Lovely? Ha, ha! And I am thinking of that gifted lady from the original "Total Recall" (wonder if she could produce three colors from her three...) Anyway, good work, and I look forward to...no. 2?
OMG! Hilariously brilliant! π€£
Hahahhahahahahahah he called you a prude! I hope he needed to poop as well. I'm curious now! π€£π€£π€£π€£
This was a whole lot of fun, Paul, but you nailed it with that last line, lol.
LOL. I see you had a ball with this one! Well done, Paul.
Comedy gold.
lol hilarious! I love the multicolored pee and wonder what #2 looks like! Maybe itβs covered in diamonds π great work!
Lol!! You guys bonded, hehe. Clever and fun, what more can you ask for?
Well, that was a very different kind of adventure, sir! Also quite comical! Well done!