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Forever, I do
Publicly joined, me and you
tissue on my shoe
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She farts when nervous
So as she walked down the isle
She whistled a tune
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The preacher finished
And asked, anyone object?
The groom smiled, I do
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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
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Comments (7)
Hahahahahahahhahahahaha now that's like the best plot twist ever!
Starting out right! These were fun!
Haha. These are great, especially the last one.
Really? Too funny!!!💕❤️❤️
lol
A marriage made not so much in heaven as on earth & built to endure.
Lmao 🤪Farts, when nervous 😬 😂🤣