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Elemental Haiku

Inappropriately Funny

By Evan AleoPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
All four elements coming together within me and be unleashed in a devastating blast to my pants.

Earth, fire, wind, water.

All of them in a bad fart.

My pants are destroyed.

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  • Evan Aleo (Author)3 years ago

    If I win this contest, I'm using the money to buy new pants.

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