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Ed has a Polaroid of a Photograph

"He’s got a nipple and a butt in it and do you really want to know that she’s kind of ugly wrong"

By Bazooka TeachesPublished 4 years ago 1 min read
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Ed has a picture of a photograph

He’s got a nipple and a butt in it

and do you really want to know

that she’s kind of ugly wrong

and she really, really turns him on.

-

I guess it’s time to leave because

he wants to be alone.

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She spins me around

and roundabout

The burning-crazy-mind-picture-fix

and does it really need to show

her butt, that rump, her cushioned

throng and our slob really

weights a ton.

-

I guess it’s time to leave our minds

in a porno tone.

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Ed has a picture of a photograph

He got it from a calendar

bought at $25.00

and do you really want to see

that nothing here is for free

and it's Scott’s fridge where she sits.

-

I guess Ed’s gifts are always crude

but still the best.

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by Bazooka Teaches

slam poetry

About the Creator

Bazooka Teaches

A regular Joe that is just surviving the struggle. Loves to write and is constantly fighting the forces of evil.

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