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Drama Parma

Cooking in the Loungeroom Pt 1

By BrenPublished 6 months ago Updated 6 months ago 1 min read

take one succulent, tender chicken breast

stuff it full of rocket fuel

half pilled jealousy issues

a small pack of expensive tissues

two or three late and long lonely nights

the sweat the regret of those unfinished fights

cover it in flour, egg and bread crumbs

- in that order

(crushed up cornflakes make a crunchy alternative to bread crumbs)

pan fry until golden brown

place it in a Wedgewood plate

then cover it

ab-

so-

lute-

ely

smother it

in a rich tomato based sauce comprised of

drunken soap opera delusions

pre ranted comic book conclusions

a ripped pocket full of half arsed manic spur of the moment solutions

and a thin slice of pigs bum

finally some finely grated cheese spread evenly on top

a mix of parmesan and mozzarella is most pleasing to both the palette and the eye - don't question the cheese!

bake it for three unanswered phone calls

serve hot with oven baked chips

(Chips, not fries!)

and a small green salad

on the side

bon appetit

For Fun

About the Creator

Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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  • Andrew C McDonald6 months ago

    Sounds like quite the recipe for disaster there mate. 😂

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