Dr. Jenkles Wall-flower-inizer 2000
New and Improved!
Do you find yourself trapped in conversation?
Do you want to break social convention?
Do you want to just disappear?
Well now you can without fear!
Introducing Dr. Jenkles new device (for a small fund):
The Wall-flower-inizer 2000!
A small device for those who don't want to break the ice,
So simple, it works even for mice!
(I must make sure you are aware
No mice were hurt in this affair)
A pocket to hold it is all you need,
In making sure you secede
From all social interactions,
You may deem to be detractions.
Slip your hand into your pocket,
Press the button into its socket,
Hold for just a second or two,
And you'll simply disappear from view!
9 out of 10 introverts agree,
This is the best way to flee.
For 5 easy payments of 9.99,
You'll leave conversations just fine!
Side effects include:
The inability to ingest food.
About the Creator
Nicholaus Brownlee
As one could tell from the fact I am here, I am an aspiring writer. I hope to one day publish a book I am writing, and writing here is great practice!
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