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Dinner Plans

with neighbor friends?

By Shirley BelkPublished 2 years ago Updated 2 years ago 1 min read
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Don’t you think that the weather today is going to get better?

Nah’ It’s so cloudy and you know that means, “get wetter!”

I heard that Sally’s daughter will soon be getting married!

Yeah, the poor, dumb groom doesn’t know he’ll get buried…

They both have good jobs and will make sure Sally is taken care of.

Humph! They’ll sell her house, and into the nursing home shove!

The preacher really outdid himself on Sunday's good sermon.

Sigh! If you like preaching on God's laws broken by the vermin.

I hope the weather hasn't caused the arthritis pain to your knees.

Well, my husband could care less as long as I fetch his crackers & cheese.

I think I'll make potatoes and meatloaf for tonight's dinner.

Dear, make it with less salt and pepper and it might be a winner.

So, I'll see you and the Mister around seven tonight?

Yes, but no salad please, because the last one tasted of blight.

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About the Creator

Shirley Belk

Mother, Nana, Sister, Cousin, & Aunt who recently retired. RN (Nursing Instructor) who loves to write stories to heal herself and reflect on all the silver linings she has been blessed with :)

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  • Angie the Archivist 📚🪶2 years ago

    This is so like conversations I have with an old friend… except this one rhymes beautifully 🙃.

  • L.C. Schäfer2 years ago

    Love this, feels real and the pictures is perfect for that over the fence kind of chatter!

  • Hannah Moore2 years ago

    Oh crumbs, bet she would be relieved if that one cancels! Nice characters here.

  • Novel Allen2 years ago

    I so hate a bad salad, so disappointing. Great use of the dialogue.

  • Very good Shirley!!💖 And I loved the humor!😂

  • Oooo, I wanna come for dinner too hehehehe. And yes, please, no salad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • angela hepworth2 years ago

    Great use of humor here!! Loved it 😂♥️

  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    Loved the humor in this one!!! Loving it!!!❤️❤️💕

  • Natasha Collazo2 years ago

    Great job! 👏

  • Natasha Collazo2 years ago

    I LITERALLY Almost wrote a poem just like this! The optimistic vs pessimistic views of each event in life

  • perfect !

  • Ameer Bibi2 years ago

    Very interesting read Light and relatable

  • Haha funny 🤣🤣. Neighbors are like this! The last line is so arguing.

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