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Dieting

Calling out so-called dieting "experts"

By Clyde E. DawkinsPublished 12 months ago 1 min read
Dieting
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"Cut down on this, cut down on that"

'Cause "experts" think we're all fat

We just want to dine

On food that is fine

We don't need your rambling, so scat!

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Clyde E. Dawkins

I'm a big sports fan, especially hockey, and I've been a fan of villainesses since I was eight! My favorite shows are The Simpsons and Family Guy, etc.

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  • Eli Tsuberi2 years ago

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  • Giggle. Thats a good one

  • Cathy holmes3 years ago

    nicely done, Clyde.

  • Funny and true😂😂😂

  • I love it... That's right scat... Let me eat... I'll diet tomorrow.

  • Mariann Carroll3 years ago

    🤣😂nicely done

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