Deepliest Thoughts
Yeah, I'm doing this again...
I had hepatitis C as a child, but I worked very hard and got Hepatitis C+.
Centaurs and mermaids: should they hook up?
If they build a statue of a pigeon in a park, does that mean we are allowed to defecate on it?
What would happen if Tarzan lived on the Planet of the Apes?
Whenever you feel that you are wearing something inappropriate in public, simply remind yourself of the worst outfit you've seen someone in, and remind yourself that you cannot do worse than that. Or can you?
Every David has a Goliath, but not every Goliath has a David.
The problems that beggars face is that they waited too long to ask for money. It is easier to get money once you have it (just ask your local bank).
*
Thank you for reading!
If you liked this, you can add your Insights, Comment, leave a Heart, Tip, Pledge, or Subscribe. I will appreciate any support you have shown for my work.
You can find more poems, stories, and articles by Kendall Defoe on my Vocal profile. I complain, argue, provoke and create...just like everybody else.
Give it a look...
About the Creator
Kendall Defoe
Teacher, reader, writer, dreamer... I am a college instructor who cannot stop letting his thoughts end up on the page. No AI. No Fake Work. It's all me...
And I did this:
Keep reading
More stories from Kendall Defoe and writers in Poets and other communities.
Violence Begets
"Any last words, cowboy?" "None you'd understand, sodbuster." "Funny. That's Marshall Sodbuster to you. But I meant some last nugget that would help us in the adjudication of the myriad offenses counted against you and your gang. I wasn't asking for penitence."
By Adam Diehl4 days ago in Fiction
Comments (8)
These are so great! I need a mini-book full of them ASAP!
This is hilarious - I was really taken aback by the first line and as I read on, it just became funnier. Great work mate x
Some interesting, thought provoking and fun questions
I love this
I like this, Kendall. Itβs kind of like stand up comedy in writing! Good job!
These are hilarious thoughts, Kendall! I enjoyed them a lot.
Fabulous social commentary!!! Love it!!!
Lol, I loved your advice on the outfit! I'll be sure to remember that next time!