Deep Thoughtenheimerarbie
I may need to take a break...
Note: I occasionally do this to clear my head of all the stress and strife I have at work. And this one is a little short, but it seems right, especially with the last comment (hello, solar eclipse).
- K.D.
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I once had to go to rehab because I got hooked on phonics.
What happened to all those sucker MCs in hip-hop?
If time is money, are ATMs time machines?
The first person to discover yoghurt must have been very hungry.
The first person to make paté must have been a sadist.
Every ''c'' in ''Pacific Ocean'' is pronounced differently.
The song ''The Twelve Days of Christmas'' proves that you should not wait until the last minute to buy a gift.
Why do we call someone a ''broken record'' if they repeat themselves? Maybe we should call them ''stuttering vinyl''.
The word "Wrong" is spelled wrong.
The word ''Right'' is spelled right.
All Pink Floyd album covers are half dreams, half nightmares.
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What fun… loved this!🤣 ‘ The first person to discover yoghurt must have been very hungry.’ My Dad hated yoghurt! ‘Every ''c'' in ''Pacific Ocean'' is pronounced differently.’…fascinating thought!
bahahaha. I love these kinds of mad reasonings that are impossible to argue with. Wrong being wrong....is messing with my head lol. The Pink Floyd thing, as a massive fan, is spot on, and I've always felt that was the kinda intention tbh...or just because they had been mad on the drugs at the time. Broken Record 100% makes no sense...even though we use it. Skipping or stuttering vinyl makes more sense. Broken kinda sounds like it wouldn't run. And the pate one...I love pate but yes...they must have been bonkers to think "we've got all these bits that noone wants to eat...why don't we mash them together and then use that as food?" Also, yoghurt is spot on too lol.this made me laugh a lot! Well done!
Definitely some food for thought! 🤗 This was a fun read!
Pacific Ocean got me going! lol funny and creative thoughts, Kendall
the fact that wrong is spelt 'wrong' is something I am never going to be able to unsee in my life. This is brilliant x
Hahahahahhahahaha I love these! Also, a fly can fly but a bee cannot bee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dam, I'm interested in this now
I loved this!! Definitely deserves to be a top story. All smiles here!
ATM Time Machines, classic! Get some rest, my friend.
Good one Kendall... I like the one about ATM machines!
Super fun read!!! Loved it!!!💕❤️❤️
So damn clever and original!