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Dear Congressperson

The ABC's of Representin'

By Dana CrandellPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Dear Congressperson
Photo by Mikael Kristenson on Unsplash

As much as you wish

Bullshit was a dish

Concocted for easy ingestion,

Delectable's not

Exactly the thought

Foremost, following your suggestion.

~

Gadzooks! What a load!

Hey, flush the commode!

I think there might be somethin' floatin'.

Just hold up a sec!

Keep your ego in check,

Lest we weigh all the crap that you're totin'.

~

Man, we gave you the floor,

Now do as you swore,

Or did that oath slip your weak mind?

Perhaps you should stay

Quiet until you pay

Respect to The People, in kind!

~

Stay wary. Keep score,

To be sure that your

Usefulness doesn't suddenly end.

Vacations aren't nice

When you pay the price.

Xeniality need not extend.

~

(Your term need not be re-extendable.)

Zealots for their own gain are expendable.

***

Author's Note: Yeah, the meter's a little loose and I probably didn't adhere well to any form. Probably not my best poetic piece, but I wanted to try something a little more complex along with the abecedarian theme. It's also not a pretty subject, but it's one I don't often delve into, so I'll chalk it up to spreading my wings.

Thanks for reading!

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About the Creator

Dana Crandell

Dad, Stepdad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.

Poet, Writer, Editor, Photographer, Artist and Tech/Internet nerd.

My first published poetry collection: Life, Love & Ludicrosity

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  • The Invisible Writer2 years ago

    This is a great entry into this challenge. I'm always up for a rant about politics. I don't have a high opinion of any of them. I watch them on the news and think these people aren't the best of us, they are the least.

  • Paul Stewart2 years ago

    I think it reads fine...meter-wise...form...whatever...this is blistering and I can see now how you connected it with my own angry rant. Well done, sir! I felt the anger and frustration in this one!

  • Now do as you swore, Or did that oath slip your weak mind? These lines were my favourite! They sure suddenly seem to have amnesia, don't they. Lol. Loved your Abecedarian!

  • Unfortunately, so long as they are zealots to their base, reelected they will tend to be. Scoring points seems to be more important to far too many that addressing real issues & finding solutions to real problems.

  • B2 years ago

    HA! Take that congress-person! This poem was such a mood. I feel that mood to my core. The energy rolled off the screen and into me. Now I feel invigorated to do something. Something reckless.

  • Tiffany Gordon2 years ago

    That was downright brilliant! I hope that you receive a TOP STORY 4 this one! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • D.K. Shepard2 years ago

    Brilliantly brutal!

  • Daphsam2 years ago

    Oh my gosh this is amazing. Great job absolutely creative way.

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Yes! Tell 'em. Then come and tell ours too. This is fabulous!

  • JBaz2 years ago

    I believe you said it all, be damned with non perfect meter. We forgive thee. Well done

  • Lamar Wiggins2 years ago

    Great job and clever! I wish I could read it in front of congress and watch them all scratch their heads or butts. It's beyond most of their comprehension.

  • WOWZA...This is a zinger!! I love it

  • RP2 years ago

    lol I love this one!!

  • Hannah Moore2 years ago

    A good spreading, I reckon.

  • Shirley Belk2 years ago

    well said.

  • Jay Kantor2 years ago

    Hi-d-bud ~ Don't know about the 'rhyme-biz' ~ Re; Topic. You should-maybe send this into your local representatives...see if they respond 'in kind'...! j-bud

  • L.C. Schäfer2 years ago

    I think this is the first rhyming one I've read! Masterful. They are tricky, even without rhyming.

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