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Dear Comment Spammers

you know who you are

By Cathy holmesPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
Top Story - February 2023
Photo by Robin Edqvist on Unsplash

Quit wasting my time

With your annoying replies

I will NEVER read

slam poetry

About the Creator

Cathy holmes

Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.

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  • L.C. Schäfer2 years ago

    You chose the perfect picture for this!

  • Rachel Deeming2 years ago

    Ha ha! So funny! And so right! I love your direct "Let 'em have it" approach. It is also an excellent haiku.

  • Novel Allen3 years ago

    I just got one. Very annoying.

  • Winner grace!!3 years ago

    super

  • Laura Hoover3 years ago

    Hmm, sound good.

  • Hahahah that's refreshing! Keep going and ignore the spammers.

  • Probably the best Top Story of the year xD

  • Lamar Wiggins3 years ago

    I loved how you made this into a Haiku 😅. A short swift punch in the gut! Well done!

  • In That Order 😉✌️🥰Congrats on Top Story 🙏🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • Soundar 3 years ago

    👏

  • Steffany Pope3 years ago

    Yes! Yes! 👏

  • Gina C.3 years ago

    Yay! Congrats on Top Story! 😍

  • Lewis Kim3 years ago

    You have decided to approach them SPANMERS head-on.

  • Tina D'Angelo3 years ago

    LOL, bravo. Your picture does not warn us of the middle finger you use.

  • Gladys W. Muturi3 years ago

    Makes sense!!!!

  • Loryne Andawey3 years ago

    YEEEAAAHH! Top Story. Spammers, Trolls and Linkbombers, beware!

  • Thavien Yliaster3 years ago

    Comment spammers and link bombers are all the same. Faking engagement trying to earn some reads. It's like, "Come on dude, even an English class student would be able to draw enough reference to look like they've actually read it enough for sparknotes." What's worse is when they say they've read, hearted, commented or clapped and subscribed when You know that they definitely haven't. Vocal and Medium are 2 very different platforms and some don't even check to see where the story was posted. Nice poem about putting them in their place, Cathy.

  • Lori Melton3 years ago

    Congrats lolol

  • suman mohan3 years ago

    Hi cathy, I think you are having lot of experience with spammers.But I didn't like this kind of cover pic for story it is taking to other unshame world ...Please change it.

  • Rachel M.J3 years ago

    The fact that Vocal made this a top story must mean they agree, haha, well done Cathy!

  • Bex Jordan3 years ago

    Awesome 👋🎤

  • You are consistently hilarious. Thank you!

  • Dana Stewart3 years ago

    Spot on. Congratulations on Top Story!

  • Dana Crandell3 years ago

    You tell 'em, Cathy! Congrats on Top Story!

  • Isaac Haldeman 3 years ago

    You’re lucky! I don’t even get spammers;)

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