Dear Comment Spammers
you know who you are

Photo by Robin Edqvist on Unsplash
Quit wasting my time
With your annoying replies
I will NEVER read
About the Creator
Cathy holmes
Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.
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Comments (57)
You chose the perfect picture for this!
Ha ha! So funny! And so right! I love your direct "Let 'em have it" approach. It is also an excellent haiku.
I just got one. Very annoying.
super
Hmm, sound good.
Hahahah that's refreshing! Keep going and ignore the spammers.
Probably the best Top Story of the year xD
I loved how you made this into a Haiku 😅. A short swift punch in the gut! Well done!
In That Order 😉✌️🥰Congrats on Top Story 🙏🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Yes! Yes! 👏
Yay! Congrats on Top Story! 😍
You have decided to approach them SPANMERS head-on.
LOL, bravo. Your picture does not warn us of the middle finger you use.
Makes sense!!!!
YEEEAAAHH! Top Story. Spammers, Trolls and Linkbombers, beware!
Comment spammers and link bombers are all the same. Faking engagement trying to earn some reads. It's like, "Come on dude, even an English class student would be able to draw enough reference to look like they've actually read it enough for sparknotes." What's worse is when they say they've read, hearted, commented or clapped and subscribed when You know that they definitely haven't. Vocal and Medium are 2 very different platforms and some don't even check to see where the story was posted. Nice poem about putting them in their place, Cathy.
Congrats lolol
Hi cathy, I think you are having lot of experience with spammers.But I didn't like this kind of cover pic for story it is taking to other unshame world ...Please change it.
The fact that Vocal made this a top story must mean they agree, haha, well done Cathy!
Awesome 👋🎤
You are consistently hilarious. Thank you!
Spot on. Congratulations on Top Story!
You tell 'em, Cathy! Congrats on Top Story!
You’re lucky! I don’t even get spammers;)