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Cult of the Peter

Abecedarian Poem

By Kwali WadsworthPublished 2 years ago 1 min read

A day and time and place had come

But a new era had just begun

Cult of the Peter, they called it

Destruction and death followed it

Everywhere his followers spread

Fellow neighbors soon would dread

Genocidal talking heads

Hailing their almighty leader

Idiotic Peter

Juxtaposing morality

Kindness became a rarity

Lois was appalled

Meg was hung, Chris was done

Never to be seen again was Brian

Ostracized was Stewie

Peter wasn't close to done

Quagmire was crucified

Rhode Island seceded

Surely this cult would be defeated

The Simpsons were assassinated

Uranium was stolen

Vengeance would soon be enacted.

Weapons of war were launched

X marks the spot

Yellow dots engulfed the Earth

Zero zen was found thus forth

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About the Creator

Kwali Wadsworth

I just want to make a difference. Make a future that doesn’t end in disaster

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