Cock-a-Fuckin' Doddle Doo
Pardon my Finch
I can bawk, squawk, crow all I want: I'm a white assed rooster!
Ya'll mother pluckers be WARY- somethings brewin', stewin', just not...
Sittin' well with my brood: crybaby, crybaby, whybaby? WHY?
We can run, hell we can fly, yet we sit on our feathers, oh my, oh my
Prices of eggs don't mean much to me, I'm just the cock for my chickadees
Perhaps I will become a nursery rhyme, always remembered from these
Hard times:
Cock-a-dee
Cock-a-doo
Cock-a-dee
Cock-a roo-roo-roo
I WOKE you up
I sang my song
Don't blame me
When All goes wrong
Cock-a-dee
Cock-a-doo
Cock-a-dee
Cock-of-Fools-Fools-Fools
I'm heading back to the hen house to get laid.
Fuck this job!
About the Creator
ROCK aka Andrea Polla (Simmons)
~ American feminist living in Sweden ~ SHE/HER
Admin. Vocal Social Society
Find me: @andreapolla63.bsky.social
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Comments (11)
Best barnyard commentary. Crowing and preening is egging me on to squawk . Let's get a hen party going.
LOVE IT!
Hahahahahhahahahaha omggggg that was freaking hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Literally, lol.
Haha! Choked on mother pluckers!!! Yay! You’re back!
Cock-a-doodle hell yeah!
Whooooo!!! What a wake up call. I mean, wowza
I'm going to write a story about how Vocal's "insights" are woefully insufficient. They need a "Hilarious" insight just for stories like this. There is so much humor, IMO, that can be captured in the price of eggs. We now have the worst President of all time. Why? Eggs. I found this enormously funny, from beginning to end.
A great wake up call, Andrea! LOL!!
Well now...🤣😂😅 That did wake me up! Thanks for the laughs, Andrea!
OMFG I love this so much!! I've been LOL and ROFL for three minutes now🤣