Clear?
Clear. So She Says...
~ "Who gives a flyin' fuck, get off my case Cam"; naturally I was perturbed but you know Alice, she is nobody to mess with when she's been dippin' into the sauce ~
~ Oh, that's nothin' compared to my Beatrice, she lays 'em, waddles to the shore kickin' sand in my face, half drownin' in puddles of gin then says, "you want more mouths ta feed, there ya go, sit on the little life suckers ya self" ~
~ Look, I says, I'm all for bird control, yadda yadda, quack quack, but she won't hear of it, then she squawks so loud the whole dang neighborhood hears, "Ya never been good to me Tony and ya flat-footed, too!" You know that kinda hurt my friend ~
~ Shuddup, their flyin' in, uh, say we was talkin' about Mike Walz
~ Who's Mike Walz?
~ He's the next vice-president of the United States, I may be wrong on a lotta shit Tony, but trust me, our gals don't know crackers when it comes to politics ~
About the Creator
ROCK aka Andrea Polla (Simmons)
~ American feminist living in Sweden ~ SHE/HER
Admin. Vocal Social Society
Find me: @andreapolla63.bsky.social
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Heartfelt and relatable
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Comments (26)
between hen picking, a lot of cackling and counting chickens before they are hatched -- or ducks? -- you have ruffled some feathers and shook some tail feathers with this simple comic piece-- la fontaine would be proud!
Tim Walz would love this story.
whatthe heckwasthatallaboutanyway. Drunks and politics...oh well, guess congrats for a top story. Funny stuff.
This was short, sharp and shiny - absolutely loved it and congrats on TS!
Memahami politik setiap orang berbeda, terimakasih mau berbagi pemikiran anda
Back to say congratulations.
Perhaps the stinkiest political assessment ever. Congratulations
Back to say congratulations on your Top Story! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
Haha. That was great. Congrats on the TS.
The political commentary I never knew I needed 🦆 😂
Love it!
Great Duckin' story! haha! 🩷 Congrats!
Creative and funny. Congrats on the Top Story!
😆 Duck chat. Love it. Congratulations! ❤️
LOL, love the imagery. Well deserved top story.
This was cause for a good giggle, Rock!! Loved it!! That opening line reminded me of a song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a6EOyaMdqY
Hahahaha. Great piece! Congratulations on the Top Story!
This was a wild time 😂👏
Love this! Very funny piece and the character voice is so good!
Loved the characterisation!
Hahahahahahha this was funnyyyyyy!
👏👏👏🤣🤣 fabwalzulous.
Ha! This was so good!!! Well done!
XD Heh. Nice.
Oh, I was lucky to read this!