Christmas Limericks
A Christmas delight
Santa's elves are making toys
For all the girls and boys
But I do attest
They'll make a mess
And also lots of noise
***
Sugarplum fairies dance
Like they have ants in their pants
Still a Christmas delight
A dancing sprite
Putting me in a trance
***
Santa Claus is roasting
Chesnuts brown and toasting
What did transpire
His buns caught on fire
Santa Claus is roasting
***
Jack Frost comes every year
To spread some winter cheer
He comes to and fro
So does the snow
It freezes our toes and ears
***
Frosty the lovable snowman
He searches for a good-lookin' woman
He sees a cute lady
Her name was Sadie
But she turned out to be his gran
***
Oh, Christmas tree so big and green
You're as tall as a mannequin
Oh, Christmas tree
Oh, Christmas tree
Sits by our sofa as we binge
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Sarah Loyd
I love movies, music, TV, and all things entertaining. I also love to write poetry. Follow me on X @melodies_marie. You can also find me on Pinterest @sloydmarie.
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