Cellulite my butt!
With all the junk in that trunk
It’s Cell-U-Heavy
About the Creator
Andrew C McDonald
Andrew McDonald was a 911 dispatcher for 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.
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Comments (6)
Made me LOL
😄😁
This made me snort lol
💜 it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Clever...and very...personal? :)