Can’t Touch This

Satan challenged Jesus to a “friendly” game of hoops

It’s clear his team was wicked good, but Jesus alley-oops

The devil set conditions and he made up stupid rules

“We’re skins, you’re robes, whoever wins, can mock the other fools”

His evil team plays defense but their strategy was flawed

They tried to cover man to man, but Jesus was a God

The Jesus team was solid, they brought Peter off the bench

They opted for a zone defense, since demons have a stench

Once Satan finished talking smack the challenge finally starts

If Moses leads a fast break then the defense always parts

Bin Laden tries to set a pick, but Jesus passes through

The bad guys know to have a chance, they had some work to do

See, Jesus is an MVP, so He’s the one to stop

When Nero went to take a charge, he missed and tried to flop

Satan said, “I’ll guard Him, I’ll get all up in His cup”

But Jesus had the “handles” and He crossed the devil up

He jumps like He’s been raptured, way up high above the rim

Then Hitler laughs at Satan yelling, “You can’t cover Him”

Once the game had ended, Peter HAD to throw some shade

“Don’t think that we’ve forgotten ‘bout the deal you sinners made

Satan said, “You Christians weren’t that merciful today”

Jesus said, “I’m sorry, but we thought that you could play”

Satan takes the “Walk of shame” but wants another crack

He said, “We’ll play again sometime, I heard you’re coming back”