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Burnt Toast and Bitter Coffee

Election Promises

By Cathy holmesPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
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Dripping black sludge in our community cups while

Insisting we drink for the greater good of all.

Sliding your greasy hands into our pockets

To pay for your eggs benny and avocado toast, while

Restricting our options at the table until all that’s left is

A charred molehill of garbage that even a vulture wouldn’t eat.

Can’t you see the irony, vultures?

Tell us your lies. Make your assurances. Promise us the finest buffet.

I know it is just a distraction, a ruse intent on brainwashing the masses.

Oh, I see right through you. I’ve tasted your buffet and I know it’s

Nothing but burnt toast and bitter coffee for all.

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Cathy holmes

Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.

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  • Holly Pheni3 years ago

    This is great!!

  • Heather Hubler3 years ago

    Mic fucking drop. I wish these thoughts and words felt by so many ever seemed to penetrate the thick bubble these assholes have insulated themselves with. It's soul tiring. Amazing expressed.

  • On point as always my friend. 💕

  • Roy Stevens3 years ago

    Far too true! Well spoken Cathy!

  • Test3 years ago

    You expressed a universal truth, because anywhere there’s an election, people must vote for the lesser of two evils and hope they deliver on a small fraction of their promises. The title, imagery, and symbolism of what they offer was so clever! Brilliant slam poetry. 👏🏼

  • ISTG, this happens everywhere. There isn't one politician that ain't corrupt. Everything has an ulterior motive. I'm just so sick and tired of this! I'm so glad you voiced this out!

  • Mark Gagnon3 years ago

    Sounds like Canada has the same issues as the US

  • Julia Schulz3 years ago

    Great job!

  • Lilly Cooper3 years ago

    A good read! Well done :)

  • Babs Iverson3 years ago

    Well done, my friend!!!💖💖💕

  • Test3 years ago

    Yes, the good old political circus. Well done!

  • Leslie Writes3 years ago

    They need to brainwash us so we don't riot and burn it all down! Great poem!

  • Where politics & unfettered capitalism meet, there is always going to be a huckster determined to scam for all their worth.

  • Gina C.3 years ago

    I've never heard it called "eggs benny" before.. I love that 🤗 This was such a fun read, but I won't be going to that place anytime soon 😅

  • Dana Stewart3 years ago

    Slam! This is marvelous. I love eggs Benny but haven’t had in awhile, ha!

  • Mariann Carroll3 years ago

    Where is this buffet, I will definitely avoid it like a plague

  • RP3 years ago

    Excellent! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • Luke Foster3 years ago

    Brilliant one, great job.

  • That's Right Cathy❗❤️📝💯😉🎯

  • Dana Crandell3 years ago

    Three cheers on this one! Outstanding!

  • KJ Aartila3 years ago

    Very well done! But I like burnt toast, and I'm also the person who likes to flame my marshmallows over a campfire ...

  • J. S. Wade3 years ago

    Spot on Cathy. It’s cuts like a knife through the BS. Well done 😎

  • Excellent poem!

  • L.C. Schäfer3 years ago

    Great take on the challenge Cathy! Good luck 😁

  • Lamar Wiggins3 years ago

    Ahhh, Promises, promises... Promises they never keep! Well done, Cathy!

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