Blueberry

You’re quite fond of John Wayne

As well as Idi Amin

Your insults and vulgarity fall like rain

It’s almost as if you were born in a bin

Your background is rather odd

By that I mean your degree from the online Nicaraguan university

You are clearly a descendant of Cain from the land of Nod

I know you hate South Americans looking for a used calliope

You enjoy practical jokes

Of course, you must be in on it

You put videos on YouTube of those poor folks

Something about you just doesn’t seem to fit